Distorted Humor (USA) Stallion statistics

26yo
1993
by Forty Niner (USA)
Retired to stud in 1999

Lifetime Statistics

Runners: 170

Group Winners: 11 (6%)

Winners: 110 (65%)

Group Placed: 16 (9%)

Stakes winners: 16 (9%)

Group 1 Winners: 3 (2%)

Stakes placed: 26 (15%)

Group 1 Placed: 3 (2%)

Stakes winners (2018) Leading sire progeny earnings (2018)
Stakes winners (2018)
Comicas (USA) G3 Masaarr (USA) L
Mot Juste (USA) G3
Leading sire progeny earnings (2018)
Drosselmeyer (USA) £23,095
Jimmy Creed (USA) £20,530
Regal Ransom (USA) £12,086
Any Given Saturday (USA) £6,770
Helsinki (USA) £6,728
Alternation (USA) £4,642

Races (2018)

15 winners (36%)
42 runners
4 2yo winners (44%)
9 2yo runners
3 stakes winners (7%)
3 stakes wins (2%) | 3 stakes places (2%)
152 starts
25 wins (16%) | 39 places (26%)
£489,647 total earnings
29 2yo starts
5 wins (17%) | 10 places (34%)
£66,856 total 2yo earnings
64 wins & places
5% SW | 34% W | 5% SLP | 56% PL
Out of 152 starts

Earnings (2018)

Earnings

Earnings

£746,297 £489,647 £133,359
£746,297 £489,647 £133,359
2017 2018 2019
Avg. per runner

Avg. per runner

£14,926 £11,658 £6,350
£14,926 £11,658 £6,350
2017 2018 2019
Avg. per start

Avg. per start

£4,815 £3,221 £2,722
£4,815 £3,221 £2,722
2017 2018 2019

Top season winners (2018)

Comicas (USA) 5yo G out of Abby's Angel (USA) by Touch Gold (USA) £104,271
1st G3 1,200m Dubawi Stakes - Sponsored By Borealis Meydan £75,700
2nd G3 1,200m Al Shindagha Sprint (sponsored By Gulfnews.com) Meydan £28,571
Victory Wave (USA) 4yo F out of Angel Craft (USA) by A P Indy (USA) £60,953
1st HCP 7f Chelmsford £31,125
1st HCP 7f Newmarket £16,173
1st COND 7.0f Doncaster £7,439
1st MDN 8.1f Southwell £3,752
2nd COND 8.1f Southwell £1,117
Infirmier (USA) 3yo C out of Etincelle (USA) by Dynaformer (USA) £52,883
1st HCP 1,900m Chantilly £17,389
3rd HCP 2,000m Chantilly £6,879
1st MDN 1,800m Saint Malo £6,637
2nd COND 1,900m Chantilly £5,825
2nd MDN 1,800m Fontainebleau £4,375
2nd CL 1,400m Saint-Cloud £4,050
Masaarr (USA) 3yo C out of Aryaamm (IRE) £41,499
1st L 1,600m Prix De Tourgeville Deauville £24,536
2nd G3 8f Invesco Pension Consultants Desmond Stakes Leopardstown £10,713
1st HCP 8f Doncaster £7,763
3rd L 8f Edmondson Hall Solicitors Sir Henry Cecil Stakes Newmarket £5,380
3rd COND 7.2f Wolverhampton £558
Mot Juste (USA) 2yo F out of Time On (GB) £38,503
1st G3 7f Godolphin Lifetime Care Oh So Sharp Stakes Newmarket £34,026
1st COND 7.4f Beverley £4,140
Gavroche (USA) 7yo G out of Michita (USA) by Dynaformer (USA) £25,522
1st HCP 1,950m Jebel Ali £10,514
1st HCP 1,800m Jebel Ali £9,450
2nd HCP 1,950m Jebel Ali £3,685

Winning distances (all-time)

23%
23%
45%
45%
25%
25%
6%
6%
1%
1%
5-6f
1,000-1,399m
7-8f
1,400-1,799m
9-10f
1,800-2,199m
11-13f
2,200-2,799m
14+f
2,800+m

Winning ages (all-time)

Winning ages (all-time)
26%
26%
38%
38%
19%
19%
18%
18%
2yo3yo4yo5yo+

Crop analysis(first crop: 2000)

Sales averages (% sold above the relevant fee)
Foals of Covered at Foals Yearlings TYOs
Crop for 2005 Foals of 2005 Covered at £0 - Yearlings £157,183 TYOs £143,504
Crop for 2006 Foals of 2006 Covered at £0 Foals £60,258 Yearlings £195,365 TYOs £117,994
Crop for 2007 Foals of 2007 Covered at £0 Foals £66,009 Yearlings £229,505 TYOs £238,822
Crop for 2008 Foals of 2008 Covered at £140,844 Foals £201,089 (60%) Yearlings £164,072 (55%) TYOs £473,462 (50%)
Crop for 2009 Foals of 2009 Covered at £187,792 Foals £28,685 Yearlings £246,974 (42%) TYOs £159,405 (33%)
Crop for 2010 Foals of 2010 Covered at £93,896 - Yearlings £141,882 (57%) TYOs £215,578 (67%)
Crop for 2011 Foals of 2011 Covered at £62,597 Foals £125,508 (100%) Yearlings £199,513 (87%) TYOs £118,101 (83%)
Crop for 2012 Foals of 2012 Covered at £62,597 Foals £68,090 (50%) Yearlings £218,929 (86%) TYOs £318,115 (50%)
Crop for 2013 Foals of 2013 Covered at £62,597 Foals £50,136 Yearlings £161,221 (82%) TYOs £112,010 (70%)
Crop for 2014 Foals of 2014 Covered at £62,597 Foals £168,078 (100%) Yearlings £190,095 (89%) TYOs £173,488 (100%)
Crop for 2015 Foals of 2015 Covered at £61,135 Foals £69,971 (67%) Yearlings £116,873 (62%) TYOs £315,000 (100%)
Crop for 2016 Foals of 2016 Covered at £64,768 -  - TYOs £178,500 (100%)

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Foals of Covered at Rnrs Wnrs % Wins 2yo Rnrs 2yo Wnrs % SWnrs SP GWnrs GP Earnings AEI
2008 £140,844 17 11 65% 23 7 3 43% 4 (24%) 1 3 (18%) 1 £679,822 2.0
2009 £187,792 20 15 75% 32 15 7 47% 4 (20%) 6 3 (15%) 4 £1,049,552 2.6
2010 £93,896 16 12 75% 22 9 4 44% 1 1 £338,036 1.0
2011 £62,597 9 5 56% 13 3 1 33% 1 (11%) 2 1 £248,967 1.2
2012 £62,597 14 8 57% 18 9 5 56% 1 (7%) 2 1 (7%) 1 £433,548 1.3
2013 £62,597 16 9 56% 17 8 2 25% 1 (6%) 3 1 (6%) 1 £770,872 2.1
2014 £62,597 24 14 58% 29 16 6 38% 1 (4%) 3 1 £397,638 0.7
2015 £61,135 9 6 67% 11 8 4 50% 1 (11%) 2 2 £189,498 1.3
2016 £64,768 9 5 56% 6 9 4 44% 1 (11%) 1 1 (11%) 1 £104,266 1.6